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The rotten racket of Stuttgart

Nelson Loser - 2015-06-19 16:23

We will publish soon the interview of the winner of the 2015 Stuttgart Open, but you can already read anekfu's interview, who finished last and deserves the title of "rotten racket of the week".



Nelson, LLTL : This week you are ranked number 1 at the yearly and Race rankings, but you ended last at Stuttgart. What happened ? Aren't you afraid that your fraud will be discovered, when other players will play enough tournaments to overtake you?

anekfu : It's true that it was a very bad performance. Tomic should have defeated Nadal, and everybody would have said that I'm a genius ! Just like during the French Open, when Murray should have defeated Djoko if he wasn't ill. But still, I'm leading, far ahead from pulpipi, kayoo, babass, josémobilette or chucknorris who played all the tournaments ! Where are these guys in the Race rankings ??
Concerning the yearly ranking, I'm not afraid. You have to stay focused all year long during all the most important tournaments. Airwolf110 showed us that he was not disciplined enough. So I can play for fun during small tournaments !

Answers collected and translated by schizo-Nelson
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