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Only 2 players can win The Rotterdam Open 2015

Nelson Loser - 2015-02-14 15:42

The ATP Rotterdam Open 2015 title will be won by one these 2 players : pulpipi or ChipAndChargeDaez.

Only 2 semi-finals and 1 final remain, which means 8 scenarii. We can gather these 8 in 4 cases :
S1 : Raonic defeats Wawrinka in SF : pulpipi wins. (4 scenarii)
S2 : Wawrinka wins the tournament : ChipAndChargeDaez wins. (2 scenarii)
S3 : Berdych wins the tournament (against Wawrinka) : pulpipi wins. (1 scenario)
S4 : Simon wins the tournament (against Wawrinka) : ChipAndChargeDaez wins. (1 scenario)
Pulpipi is the winner in 5 scenarii among these 8. He's the favorite.

Nelson have met pulpipi and ChipAndChargeDaez, and he asked them 2 questions, BEFORE the semi-finals. ChipAndChargeDaez answered AFTER Berdych-Simon.

LLT, Nelson Loser : How are you going to prepare these last rounds ? What scenario suits you the best ?

pulpipi : I will first and foremost rush my dinner and quickly ravish missus so that I can follow the raonic-wawrinka semi-final. After having teased chipandchargedaez' about his loss following the easy win of raonic over wawrinka, I will then humiliate him tomorrow morning in a real tennis doubles match. Finally, I will follow the simon-raonic final on whatsapp thanks to the commentaries (spams) by anekfu, first and only groupie of simon, which will probably only consist in "allleeeeeez gilooooooouuuuuuu", "yeeeeaaaah gilooooouuuuuuuuu", every 10 seconds. Since I will by then already have won the Rotterdam Open at the LLTL, I hope to watch gilou win, especially to demonstrate the high rate of black swans happening in tennis.

ChipAndChargeDaez : Now, all is possible. Of course, I hope Wawrinka will win the tournament. And of course I will keep my fingers crossed as hard as I can that this scenario comes true! Regarding the different cases: S4 looks unrealistic for me, because I don't think that Simon is able to win the tournament (even though he would deserve it as well). In my opinion, the 3 remaining cases (S1, S2 and S3) are all very realistic and have same probabiltiy to come true. No doubt, statistically Pulpipi will win the competition, but there's still hope for me because I think S2 is also very realistic. Go Wawrinka, Go!!

LLT, Nelson Loser : What do you think about Ricci Bitti's idea : removing the second serve ? (ITF President)

pulpipi : I would find it a shame to try to restrict the talent of such fascinating players such as Raonic, Karlovic, Müller or Isner. A really bizarre, eccentric at best, idea, which should not be taken seriously if we don't want to make tennis more interesting

ChipAndChargeDaez : I'm not very happy with this idea. I think Tennis is a sport which lives strongly from its long tradition. I'm definitely against big changes in the rule of this sport, because I think it works well since a lot of years. Tennis also lives from the comparison between the legends (who's the best of all times? Federer vs. Sampras vs. Emerson...) The change of elementary rules makes it more difficult to compare the sport over generations, that's why I'm against this modification.

NB : Nelson is not responsible for the poor jokes, grammatical erros and such bad taste.
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